Two elderly women, Mildred and Clara, were out for a drive. Both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but Mildred just drove through it.
Clara, who was sitting in the passenger seat, thought to herself, ‘Clare, you must be losing it. Cause, I swear we just flew through a red light.’
After a few minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, Mildred drove right through.
Clara, again, thought the light had been red… But maybe she was losing it.
She was getting nervous.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they flew through it.
So, Clara turned to Mildred and said, “Did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!”
Mildred turned to her and blinked, “Oh, crap. Am I driving?”
Yes, It’s a Classic Senior Joke.
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