A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most…Read more
A student goes to her professor's office after hours. She summoned her courage, and glanced both ways down the hall, then knocked. "Enter." Commands the voice inside. She entered, smiled…Read more
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. So, the old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven’t had…Read more
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried…Read more
While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but there were extenuating circumstances." The…Read more
Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a very private golf club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs…Read more
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left…Read more
A lady went into a bar in Fort Worth and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The…Read more
Why is this the best Jewish Mother Joke ever told?
Because it’s sooooooo true!
The Garden of Eden was a tranquil and peaceful place for the young couple, Adam and Eve. Perfect, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up two hours late for…Read more