I’d lost it. Gone crazy. Forty-eight hours of crying and whining had sent me flying with the coo-coo birds… And they were still at it. My two demon-possessed, nut-so children…Read more
It’s another classic marriage joke. Enjoy!
By Karen Ekstrom and Mary Claire Ekstrom
“Do you have any more bags of this?” I pointed to the potting soil. “It has the little white beads that hold moisture.” I smiled sweet as pie at the Home Warehouse employee. I’d already cleaned out the bin. Taken 11 bags. Even took the bag with the rip in it that somebody – okay, Barrett – had ripped and I’d duct-taped closed. I was that desperate.
Oh My Gosh! This is the best soup. It's Ingredients: 2 cups of black beans, cooked 2 large sweet potatoes, peeled and diced 1 medium yellow onion, chopped 2 tbs tomato…Read more
All sorts of cut crystal sits gathering dust in everyone's cabinets, closets and pantries. (If you don't have any ~ run to a local estate sale and snap some up!…Read more
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom, all slick and happy, approached the preacher. "Preacher, I'll give you $1000 if you change the wedding vows. I need you to leave out…Read more
The State mandates that all children must be educated. That’s the law. Parents everywhere comply. So, in one massive movement, all around the country, parents arrive and surrender their children to the state, to go to school. Nobody gives this much thought until it is their time to relinquish their child to that most frightening institution: Kindergarten.
“I can’t open the door.” I whispered to Mia, my teenage daughter. “It’s just too embarrassing.” “What’s wrong?” Concern etched Mia’s voice when she called back from the other side…Read more
There was once a great and very prolific artist, famous for painting beautiful women and nudes. He also had a jealous wife. So, to ensure her confidence in him, he…Read more
New mom; quick recipes Chandler Burr Cooks! Crock pot meals are my favorite type of meal to make because it's a safe way to make delicious meals without having to…Read more