Texas Jokes

Be Careful What You Wish For…

Be Careful What You Wish For…

In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it…Read more
The Cow That Toppled A Bull

The Cow That Toppled A Bull

The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…Read more
Cowboys And Their Boots!

Cowboys And Their Boots!

A lady went into a bar in Fort Worth and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The…Read more
“How To Control Your Woman”

“How To Control Your Woman”

A Marriage Joke! Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had…Read more