A Texas Commute
I got pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane. The policeman said, "You have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car…Read more
Texas Jokes
An Old Texas Chef Joke
A Good One
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A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to…Read more
Be Careful What You Wish For…
In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it…Read more
The Cow That Toppled A Bull
The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…Read more
Cowboys And Their Boots!
One Funny, Sexy Texas Joke!
A lady went into a bar in Fort Worth and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The…Read more
Enchanted Rattlesnake Grants Three Wishes To Cowboy
~ A Cowboy Twist to the Old “Three Wishes Joke ~
(And you end up with one hilarious joke!)
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Texas – OU Joke…
(Just Telling It Like It Is…)
The Oklahoma Football Team went on a fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. One lone Longhorn player steps out of the bushes on the Texas bank…Read more
How Texans Install A Fool Proof Home Security System
(It’s a Joke ~ But it Works!)
How To Install A Texas Home Security System Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find. Place them on your front porch, along with…Read more
How You Can Tell The Sex Of… Anything.
(A Fabulous Marriage Joke)
A Texas woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband, still wearing his cow hat, stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies." "Oh... killing any?" "Yep, three…Read more
The Best Beer Drinking, Cowboy Joke Ever!
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out…Read more