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Texas Jokes
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I got pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane. The policeman said, “You have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car…
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Three Texans Die And Go To Hell
Yes, It’s a Joke!by The Internetby The InternetThese three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, “We only have one…
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Best Texas-Man-Sex Joke Ever!
by The Internetby The InternetA Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most…
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An Old Texas Chef Joke
A Good One
Click Here!by The Internetby The InternetA New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to…
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The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…
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Texas – OU Joke…
(Just Telling It Like It Is…)by The Internetby The InternetThe Oklahoma Football Team went on a fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. One lone Longhorn player steps out of the bushes on the Texas bank…
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How Texans Install A Fool Proof Home Security System
(It’s a Joke ~ But it Works!)by The Internetby The InternetHow To Install A Texas Home Security System Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find. Place them on your front porch, along with…
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The Best Beer Drinking, Cowboy Joke Ever!
by The Internetby The InternetA cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out…
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“How To Control Your Woman”
by The Internetby The InternetA Marriage Joke! Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had…