These three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, “We only have one…
A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most…
I got pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane. The policeman said, “You have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car…
A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to…
The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…
The Oklahoma Football Team went on a fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. One lone Longhorn player steps out of the bushes on the Texas bank…
How To Install A Texas Home Security System Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find. Place them on your front porch, along with…
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out…
A Marriage Joke! Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had…
A city couple decides to a Dude Ranch for their vacation. On the way there, they see an agricultural show about to begin. They decide to stop and go in.…
