These three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, “We only have one…
A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most…
I got pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane. The policeman said, “You have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car…
A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to…
In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it…
The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…
A lady went into a bar in Fort Worth and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The…
~ A Cowboy Twist to the Old “Three Wishes Joke ~ (And you end up with one hilarious joke!) Enjoy!
The Oklahoma Football Team went on a fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. One lone Longhorn player steps out of the bushes on the Texas bank…
How To Install A Texas Home Security System Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find. Place them on your front porch, along with…
