Texas Jokes

A Texas Commute

A Texas Commute

I got pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane. The policeman said, "You have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car…Read more
Be Careful What You Wish For…

Be Careful What You Wish For…

In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it…Read more
The Cow That Toppled A Bull

The Cow That Toppled A Bull

The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…Read more