One Hilariously Stupid Lawyer Zombie Joke

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An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two large zombies – a male and a female.

The lawyer, seeing the two zombies, climbed a tree.

His friend wasn’t so lucky and the male zombie caught him and ate him whole.

The lawyer drove his car to town as fast has he could to get a policeman. The policeman took his gun and ran to the berry patch with the lawyer.

Sure enough, the two zombies were still there. “He’s in that one!” said the lawyer, pointing to the male zombie.

The policeman looked at the zombies, took careful aim with his gun, and shot the lady zombie.

“What did you do that for!” shouted the lawyer, “I said he was in the other zombie!”

“Exactly,” answered the policeman. “Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you two weeks ago that the Czech was in the Male?”

(….The check is in the mail….)



 Yes, It’s a Classic Lawyer-Zombie-Stupid Joke!

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