Best Marriage Jokes

A masked robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. As he backed out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed…

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It is Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final. A man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to…

Sarah was a timid, shy young thing. Her mother was much more aggressive. Some would say pushy and demanding. She believed in arranged marriages. So, when Sarah became of age,…

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and…

GETTING THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day…

Suzie was all alone. It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on. “Listen here Suzie”, said her good friend Barbara,…

Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal…

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because…

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried…