Best ‘Big Liars’ Jokes

Quote of the Day  “Privacy” When A Child Says Something Brilliant and Magnificent… I Call It, “The Quote of the Day” Enjoy!

A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most…

An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having…

A female business executive who was late for a meeting. She was going 65 on a street where the speed limit was 40. A cop pulled her over. “Ma’am, can…

Tom and Harry are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. Tom peers into it, “Wow! That looks deep.” Harry says, “It sure…

To maintain his standing in the scientific community, Albert Einstein had to attend conferences and give speeches.  But, the conferences bored him.  And, it irritated him that he had to…

One day a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to…

The children had all been photographed for the class picture. The teacher was trying to persuade the kids to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice…