Three Texans Die And Go To Hell
Yes, It’s a Joke!
These three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, "We only have one…Read more
Funny Senior Jokes
Parents Are Never As Smart As Their Kids!
Yes, It’s Another Funny Family Joke!
A young girl enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is Susie. She's my granddaughter. She might be gorgeous but she's the dumbest kid in the…Read more
Proof That Brilliance Comes With Age
An Excellent Joke!
An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having…Read more
Senior Jokes!
Enjoy A Laugh On Grandma!
Jimmy was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound…Read more
The Secret To Long Life
A Joke!
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her…Read more
Senior Citizen Joke…
(You’ll Laugh!)
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal…Read more
A Terrible Boob Joke
Unfortunately, You Will Laugh!
While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but there were extenuating circumstances." The…Read more
Terrible Old Lady Joke
Unfortunately, You Will Laugh…
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood…Read more
Find Heaven ~ Faster!
Janie and Bob were both 85 years old. They'd been married for sixty years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to her insistence on…Read more
The Indignities Of Growing Old ~ The Best Senior Jokes!
An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!”
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radioed in, “Disregard. He got in the back-seat by mistake.”… Read more