The Secret To Long Life
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her…Read more
Funny Senior Jokes
Proof That Brilliance Comes With Age
An Excellent Joke!
An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having…Read more
Not Quite Kosher ~ The Best Manicure Joke Ever!
Okay… This is not for anyone under 18… But if you are old enough, it’s hilarious!… Read more
Best Football Joke Ever
Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil for a conversation in the hopes of finding a way to…Read more
Married? Need a Laugh?
Here’s Some Great Marriage Humor!
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The…Read more
The Perfect Old Lady Joke!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a…Read more
Every Woman’s Fantasy… (A Joke That is True!)
A girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny,…Read more
Three Sisters In Their 90’s…
Yes, It’s Another Senior Joke
Enjoy!
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. "Drat!" She opens the door…Read more
It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!
The day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse. In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead. As they stood amongst the…Read more