Funny Senior Jokes

The Indignities Of Growing Old ~ The Best Senior Jokes!

The Indignities Of Growing Old ~ The Best Senior Jokes!

An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!”

The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the way.”

A few minutes later, the officer radioed in, “Disregard. He got in the back-seat by mistake.”… Read more

The Secret To Long Life

The Secret To Long Life

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her…Read more
Best Football Joke Ever

Best Football Joke Ever

Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil for a conversation in the hopes of finding a way to…Read more
The Perfect Old Lady Joke!

The Perfect Old Lady Joke!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a…Read more