Funny Senior Jokes

The Secret To Long Life

The Secret To Long Life

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her…Read more
Senior Citizen Joke…(You’ll Laugh!)

Senior Citizen Joke…
(You’ll Laugh!)

Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal…Read more
The Indignities Of Growing Old ~ The Best Senior Jokes!

The Indignities Of Growing Old ~ The Best Senior Jokes!

An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!”

The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the way.”

A few minutes later, the officer radioed in, “Disregard. He got in the back-seat by mistake.”… Read more