Funny Senior Jokes Archives

Proof That Brilliance Comes With Age
An Excellent Joke!

An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having…Read more

Senior Jokes!
Enjoy A Laugh On Grandma!

Jimmy was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound…Read more

The Secret To Long Life

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her…Read more

Senior Citizen Joke…
(You’ll Laugh!)

Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal…Read more

A Terrible Boob Joke
Unfortunately, You Will Laugh!

While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but there were extenuating circumstances." The…Read more

Terrible Old Lady Joke
Unfortunately, You Will Laugh…

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood…Read more

Find Heaven ~ Faster!

Janie and Bob were both 85 years old. They'd been married for sixty years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to her insistence on…Read more

The Indignities Of Growing Old ~ The Best Senior Jokes!

An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!”

The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the way.”

A few minutes later, the officer radioed in, “Disregard. He got in the back-seat by mistake.”… Read more

Carpool ~ Senior Style!
A Classic Senior Joke

Two elderly women, Mildred and Clara, were out for a drive. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…Read more

Liars and Money… A Joke With Some Smarts!

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his pastor, his physician and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000…Read more

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