These three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, “We only have one…
A young girl enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is Susie. She’s my granddaughter. She might be gorgeous but she’s the dumbest kid in the…
An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having…
Jimmy was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound…
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her…
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal…
While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The…
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood…
Janie and Bob were both 85 years old. They’d been married for sixty years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to her insistence on…
An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the…
