Funny Family Jokes

Situation:  At my 60th birthday party, after a round of compliments to me and my friends about how young we all looked… One of my friends said, “Well, the good…

A young girl enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is Susie. She’s my granddaughter. She might be gorgeous but she’s the dumbest kid in the…

Sarah was a timid, shy young thing. Her mother was much more aggressive. Some would say pushy and demanding. She believed in arranged marriages. So, when Sarah became of age,…

Kids say the smartest things… This time it’s about Football! Enjoy this joke and more at www.FlunkingFamily.com!

Jimmy was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound…

GETTING THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day…

Suzie was all alone. It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on. “Listen here Suzie”, said her good friend Barbara,…

Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal…

We all need to find away to put bread on the table. And, when all other prospects fail, you can be alway be a telemarketer…  The other day I called…

Teacher vs Kids  Guess Who Wins?   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a…