These three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, “We only have one…
One Eye Popping Joke! This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever…
A young girl enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is Susie. She’s my granddaughter. She might be gorgeous but she’s the dumbest kid in the…
Sarah was a timid, shy young thing. Her mother was much more aggressive. Some would say pushy and demanding. She believed in arranged marriages. So, when Sarah became of age,…
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and…
A student goes to her professor’s office after hours. She summoned her courage, and glanced both ways down the hall, then knocked. “Enter.” Commands the voice inside. She entered, smiled…
A female business executive who was late for a meeting. She was going 65 on a street where the speed limit was 40. A cop pulled her over. “Ma’am, can…
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About…
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. So, the old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had…
While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The…
