Bad Date Joke ~ (One You May Have Lived)

by The Internet

“Hi Sally, listen I only have a minute. I’m about to get picked up for a blind date. So, I need a favor. Will you call me in a half hour just in case it’s going bad? Yes? Ok great! We’ll speak.” Katie gave herself a quick spray of perfume, checked herself out one more time in the mirror, and headed out to the restaurant to meet the guy.

The evening started out with a weak handshake and went on with weaker conversation. So, after twenty minutes, Katie was discreetly checking her watch.

After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed. Katie picked up and listened for a few seconds, grimly pursed her lips, and turned to her date, “I feel terrible, but my Grandmother’s sick, and I’ve got to leave.”

“No problem!” Her date grinned, “In a few more minutes my dog was going to get run over!”

Yes, It’s a Dating Classic!

A Joke for all Ages!

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