A girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The girl asked, “Ma, what is this?”
The mother, never having seen an elevator before, responded, “Why Sugar, I don’t know. I’ve never seen a contraption like this before.”
While the girl and her mother watched with amazement, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the girl and her mother watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They watched until the last number was reached. And then, to their amazement, the numbers began to light in reverse order.
Suddenly, the walls opened up again and a hunky young man stepped out.
The mother gasped.
“Why, he’s gorgeous,” the girl exclaimed.
The mother, without taking her eyes off the young man, grabbed her daughter’s arm and whispered, “Sugar, go get your father.”
Yes, it’s a Classic Texas Joke ~ Enjoy!