A young Texas woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Texan declared, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!”
The shopkeeper just smiled and said, “Well little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?”
The Texan drove off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later that day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He brought the car to a stop. As he did, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Texan took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 9 other dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The Texan struggled, finally managing to flip the gator onto its back.
“Crap.” She screamed. “THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!”
Yes… It’s a Classic
Author Unknown
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