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The Best Marriage Joke Ever!

The Best Marriage Joke Ever!

I told my husband that I was going out with the girls, but would be home by midnight, “I promise.” The hours sparkled and flew by along with numerous glasses…Read more
“How To Control Your Woman”

“How To Control Your Woman”

Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had over their wives.…Read more