One day out on a Texas golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart.
A very attractive woman, who lived in a house on the golf course, heard the noise and came out onto her balcony. She called to him. “Hey, are you okay?”
“I’m fine. Thanks,” he replied.
“You look frazzled,” the woman said. “Come up for a drink and I will help you get the cart up afterwards.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” he answered, But I don’t think that would make my wife happy.”
“Oh, come on,” the woman, a gorgeous brunette in a sexy bikini, insisted. “I can see you’ve cut your head. It might be serious. Let me take care of it. I’m a nurse.”
She was very persuasive….and he was weak.
“Well, okay,” he agreed, but added, “But my wife won’t like it.”
After she bandaged his wound, she gave him a most welcome brandy. They talked a little about golf and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. When he confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a putting lesson holding him close and intimately as she did so.
Finally he confessed, “I feel a lot better now, but I had better get going. I know my wife is going to be really upset with me being here with you.”
“Don’t be silly!” the woman said with a smile. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart,” he replied.
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Having been married to a golfer for 54 years, I can believe this story……………
Ha Ha! Now that’s funny Lois!