A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to …
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Two Texas Women Met In Heaven…
by The Internetby The InternetTwo Texas Women Met In Heaven “Hi! My name is Wanda.” “Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?” “I froze to death.” “How horrible!” “It wasn’t so bad. After I …
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Women And What They Hold Dear
by The Internetby The InternetBest friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and …
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English Humor… Yes, It’s Funny!
by The Internetby The Internet(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible …
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There once was a lovely lady who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. One Sunday an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He …
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A Texas woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would …
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The Greatest Golf Story Ever Told
by The Internetby The InternetOne day out on a Texas golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive woman, who lived in a house on the golf course, heard the …
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A woman from Texas was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to …
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How To Explain Away A Prostitute…
by The Internetby The InternetA woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Dallas, Texas. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what …