#SeniorJokes

Jimmy was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do” Grandpa replied. “What sort of animal sound…

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a…

A girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny,…

An 90-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “Couldn’t be better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 24-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my…