Best Football Joke Ever

by Karen Ekstrom

Of all the football jokes, this has to be the best because applies FEMALE LOGIC to football!

A man took his girlfriend to the Super Bowl. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked, “Did you enjoy the game?”

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “I just love watching men run and sweat, and flex their muscles. But, I don’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team won it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, “Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I’m like… Hellooooooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

Yes, it’s a football classic!

It’s been around for generations because it’s funny!



(It goes without saying – the author is unknown!)

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