Karen Ekstrom, Author at Flunking Family

“IT” Happened At The World’s Greatest Rattlesnake Round-Up

Buster Frierson, our ranch foreman, face twisted up into his 'how-dumb-can-you-be' look. "You've never been to the World's Largest Rattlesnake Round Up in Sweetwater Texas?" "No." I said, amazed that…Read more

Published: December 12, 2018

Categories: Comes With a Story, The Ranch

The Best Velvet Hammer
(Fabulous Ice Cream Dessert!)

Disaster Struck My dessert was ruined. Burned into an unsightly mess. My guests were to arrive in two hours. And I still needed a bath. YIKES! What to do? …Read more

Published: December 12, 2018

Categories: Delicious Desserts, Drinks and Appetizers, Recipes, Uncategorized

Kid’s Quote of the Day ~ Little Old Ladies

When a Child Says Something Brilliant…

I Call It “The Quote of the Day”

Enjoy… Read more

Published: December 7, 2018

Categories: Flashes of Brilliance, Kid’s Quote of the Day, Uncategorized

Leftover Halloween Candy?
Delicious Ways To Get Rid Of It!
Ice Cream Delight

Leftover Halloween Candy? You can dump it, eat it, or make it wonderful! Here's an idea - An Ice Cream Creation! This recipe calls for your leftover chocolate bars, snickers…Read more

Published: November 24, 2018

Categories: Delicious Desserts, Recipes, Sweet, Uncategorized

Quick and Easy Baked Brie Recipe!

Don't have much time? This Baked Brie is fast, easy and wonderfully delicious! A great appetizer when you want to impress! Ingredients: Wheel of Brie Cheese Puffed Pastry Sheets (2)…Read more

Published: November 24, 2018

Categories: Drinks and Appetizers, Recipes, Savory

The Great Mouse Rescue
(Or, That Damn Dog!)
By Karen Ekstrom

Ralph, our dog, was sniffing and jumping and barking at the door to the garage. His tail beat back and forth. The dog was elated. This meant one thing… RATS.…Read more

Published: November 18, 2018

Categories: Divorced ~ And Still Kicking, My Whoops...

Grandma’s Quote of the Day ~ One FoolProof Way To Win An Argument

Situation: Barrett, my 9-year-old grandson, and I were at a water park on a holiday weekend. The place was packed. Kids of all sizes were screaming and swimming and bobbing…Read more

Published: November 15, 2018

Categories: Flashes of Brilliance, Kid’s Quote of the Day

Louisiana’s Idea of Alligator Fun!
Yes, It’s A Joke!

A multi-millionaire living in Louisiana decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Cajun in the neighborhood. He held…Read more

Published: November 14, 2018

Categories: Funny Stupid Men Jokes, Great Jokes, Most Popular

How To Potty Train A Boy In A Day — Really!

“Honey, I’m home.” Henry’s voice echoed through the house. “We’re in the bathroom.” I yelled, trying not to sound aggravated. Then I slopped the mop back across the bathroom floor.…Read more

Published: November 8, 2018

Categories: Great Ideas, Most Popular, My Whoops...

Three Texans Die And Go To Hell
Yes, It’s a Joke!

These three Texans die together in a tragic accident and they all go to hell. When they get there, the Devil greets them and tells them, "We only have one…Read more

Published: November 6, 2018

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Funny Stupid Men Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes, Great Jokes, Texas Jokes, Uncategorized

When a Child Says Something Brilliant…

I Call It “The Quote of the Day”

Enjoy… Read more

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