Three Texans died on Christmas Eve. They went to Heaven, where they were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first Texan fumbled through his pockets, found and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
“It’s a holy candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said.
The second Texan reached into his pocket, found and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re Christmas bells.”
“You too may pass through the pearly gates.”
The third Texas searched desperately through his pockets. With sweat pouring down his face, he finally pulled out the only thing he had in there – a pair of women’s panties.
St. Peter raised an eyebrow. “And, pray tell, just what do those symbolize?”
The Texas drew a deep breath and smirked, “Well, these are Carol’s.”
And So The Christmas Season Begins……
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Yes… It’s a Classic
Author Unknown!
