I got pulled over once for driving in the carpool lane. The policeman said, “You have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car…
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The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought…
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The Best Beer Drinking, Cowboy Joke Ever!
by The Internetby The InternetA cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out…
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Don’t Mess With A Rancher – Another Great Texas Joke
by The Internetby The InternetIn a courtroom, down south, in Harlingen, Texas… The lawyer placed his hands on either side of the witness stand and demanded, “Mr Smith, when you were at the scene…
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Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie. It was a night of bravado. All rot gut whiskey and tall tales.” Thomas, the hand from Nebraska…
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But How Am I Going To Do That?
by The Internetby The InternetA rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just…
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Putting A Holy Spin On It…
by The Internetby The InternetThree Texans died on Christmas Eve. They went to Heaven, where they were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said,…