An 90-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling.
“Couldn’t be better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 24-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my baby! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know this guy, he’s an avid hunter. Never misses a season. But one day he’s in a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. “So, he’s in the forest and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him.”
That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear.”
“Exactly.”
Yes… It’s a Classic!
Author Unknown
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