An old Texas rancher died. At his funeral, the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased.
“He was a good man, honest and hard working. A loving husband and father. Kind to all…”
The longer he spoke, the more confused the widow grew until finally she leaned over and whispered to one of her kids, “Henry, go up there and look in that coffin. See if that’s your dad.”
Yes, It’s a Classic!
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