The master taster at a famous winery died. So, the director started looking for a replacement.
A drunkard, all hung-over and dirty, came in to apply for the position.
While the director of the winery wondered how to send him away, he absentmindedly gave him a glass of wine to try..
The drunk took a mouthful and said: “It’s a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
“That’s correct,” said the boss. Another glass….
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results”
After the third glass.
“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said smugly.
The director was astonished… and more than a little annoyed. He sat back and studied the drunk. Then, winked at his secretary and secretly suggested something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it. “It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”
Yes… It’s a Classic!
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