A highway patrol officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway.
At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernail.
Puzzled by this unusual situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently taps on the driver’s window. The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, Officer?”
The trooper asks: “What are you doing?” The young man says:
“Well, Officer, I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the trooper asks: “And what is she doing?”
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s filing her fingernails.
Now, the trooper is totally confused: A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover’s lane and nothing inappropriate is happening.
The trooper asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says: “I’m 22, sir.”
The trooper asks: “And how old is she?”
The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”
Yes, it’s a Classic!
Author Unknown
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