How To Install A Texas Home Security System
- Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find.
- Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
- Put 3 huge dog bowls next to the boots and magazine.
- Leave a note on the front door that says:
I went out for more ammo and beer. Be back soon. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell who was what with all the guts and gore. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside, since they are all riled up. Be right back.
Yes, it’s a Cowboy Classic! Enjoy!