How To Install A Texas Home Security System
- Go to Goodwill and buy the largest pair of work boots you can find.
- Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
- Put 3 huge dog bowls next to the boots and magazine.
- Leave a note on the front door that says:
Me and Buster, Ranger and Donnie Earl went out for more ammo and beer. Be back soon. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell who was what with all the guts and gore. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside, since they are all riled up. Be right back.
Yes, it’s a Cowboy Classic! Enjoy!