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By Karen Ekstrom For 12 to 14 patties Ingredients 6 pounds of ground beef 1 package of dried onion soup mix (1.25 oz.) ¾ cup oats* ½ cup barbecue sauce* …

The Real Thing. Not Tex-Mex. Enjoy! Jo Spear’s Traditional Guacamole Dip Ingredients 1 very large avocado (or two small to medium) 1/4 cup finely diced onion 1/4 cup of diced tomato …

The Plaza Cafe in Santa Fe, New Mexico uses their broken plates to decorate their walls. Simply Brilliant! (FYI… The food’s great too!)

A Texas couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” …

Ingredients 12 thick bacon slices cooked and chopped into bite size pieces 16 oz. of pork sausage, cooked 5 medium to large mushrooms sliced 1/2 medium white onion chopped 3 tsp. …

The master taster at a famous winery died. So, the director started looking for a replacement. A drunkard, all hung-over and dirty, came in to apply for the position. While …

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said, …

Think you are have terrible luck? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased …

I glanced at the gas gage. Saw I was running on fumes. So, I pulled into the first gas station I saw. That’s when I remembered I’d left my credit …

(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …