I glanced at the gas gage. Saw I was running on fumes. So, I pulled into the first gas station I saw. That’s when I remembered I’d left my credit card by the computer. (I’d been shopping on line!) So, I grabbed my wallet and pulled out $40.00 intending to dash inside and pay. But first, I rolled down the car windows to make sure my Bassett hound Pup had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat.
I got out of the car, turned and looked at her through the window. “Stay. Stay.”
I walked a couple of steps, and then repeated, “Stay. Stay.” I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I took a couple more steps and repeated, “Stay! Do you hear me? Stay!”
An old Texas cowboy, filling a pickup, looked confused and said, “Little Lady, why don’t you just put your car in ‘Park’?”
Yes… It’s a Classic Dog Joke!
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