FlunkingFamily

Nineteen -year-old, Danny was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. When Danny turned around, he saw a coffin …

Ingredients 3 teaspoons Nestle’s Quick 1 jigger Kailua (or other coffee liqueur) 2 teaspoons instant coffee heavy cream, whipped boiling water, enough to fill cup 3/4 full Directions Place Nestle’s …

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed. Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some …

Ingredients 2 eggs 2 lbs. ground beef 2 tsp. fresh horseradish 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp dry mustard 1/4 cup of milk 1/4 cup of catchup 1/4 cup of oatmeal …

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that …

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Larry had a date with Betty. He arrived at her house and rang the bell… “Oh, come on in!” …

A one-pot meal that’s easy, healthy, and (of course) delicious.  By Mary Claire Ekstrom Ingredients 3 squashes 3 zucchinis ½ of a large onion, sliced 2 cups chicken stock Tortillas Optional: …

“I No Can Work Today.” In South Texas, at a large working ranch, the foreman decided to hire Juan, a hardworking Mexican man, even though he spoke little English. Months …

The doctor who had been seeing a 70-year-old Texas grandmother for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list …

A rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just …