#BestJokesOnTheWeb

A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to…

A female business executive who was late for a meeting. She was going 65 on a street where the speed limit was 40. A cop pulled her over. “Ma’am, can…

Tom and Harry are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. Tom peers into it, “Wow! That looks deep.” Harry says, “It sure…

The Pope and his driver are on the way to the airport. The Pope checks the flight and it’s been delayed. So, the Pope asks his driver if he could…

To maintain his standing in the scientific community, Albert Einstein had to attend conferences and give speeches.  But, the conferences bored him.  And, it irritated him that he had to…

Suzie was all alone. It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on. “Listen here Suzie”, said her good friend Barbara,…

We all need to find away to put bread on the table. And, when all other prospects fail, you can be alway be a telemarketer…  The other day I called…

Teacher vs Kids  Guess Who Wins?   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a…

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because…

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About…