#BestJokesOnTheWeb

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. So, the old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had …

While conducting business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The …

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with …

The children had all been photographed for the class picture. The teacher was trying to persuade the kids to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice …

The Pastor’s Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won …

Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a very private golf club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs …

A Joke ~ One of the Fishing Variety! Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On …

An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the …

“President Obama and the first lady say they will not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. Mrs. Obama says they used to, but she got tired of Barack promising big things …