#BestJokesOnTheWeb Archives

How You Know When It’s Time To Get A Divorce
One Funny Marriage Joke!

A masked robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. As he backed out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed…Read more

Parents Are Never As Smart As Their Kids!
Yes, It’s Another Funny Family Joke!

A young girl enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is Susie. She's my granddaughter. She might be gorgeous but she's the dumbest kid in the…Read more

The Perfect Pushy Mom Joke
And, The Perfect Marriage Joke
Yes, It’s A Double Whammy!

Sarah was a timid, shy young thing. Her mother was much more aggressive. Some would say pushy and demanding. She believed in arranged marriages. So, when Sarah became of age,…Read more

Best Feminist Joke… It Proves Women Are Superior To Men!

Very Short Story Which Proves Women Are Superior To Men! Picture this... A man is driving down road. A woman is driving up same road. They pass each other. The…Read more

Funny Marriage Jokes

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and…Read more

One Smart Professor
It’s a Sexy Joke!

A student goes to her professor's office after hours. She summoned her courage, and glanced both ways down the hall, then knocked. "Enter." Commands the voice inside. She entered, smiled…Read more

An Old Texas Chef Joke
A Good One
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A New York Banker decided he wanted to be a Texas Rancher. So he bought a ranch. About a year later, he decided to go see it. So, wanting to…Read more

Speeding Ticket?
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A female business executive who was late for a meeting. She was going 65 on a street where the speed limit was 40. A cop pulled her over. “Ma’am, can…Read more

Hilarious Religious Joke…
(A Great Pope Joke!)

The Pope and his driver are on the way to the airport. The Pope checks the flight and it's been delayed. So, the Pope asks his driver if he could…Read more

Albert Einstein
A Joke To Enjoy After You’ve Dealt With A Jerk

To maintain his standing in the scientific community, Albert Einstein had to attend conferences and give speeches. But, the conferences bored him. And, it irritated him that he had to…Read more