Lion Tamer Wanted

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A circus owner runs an ad.

Lion Tamer Wanted

Two people showed up. One is an old cowboy and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you’re history.”

“Here’s your equipment: a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”

The gorgeous brunette jumps up. “I’ll go first.”

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage. The lion starts to snarl and then charges her. As he gets close, the brunette throws her coat open, revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks then, sheepishly crawls up to feet and licks them. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lies down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner is stunned. “That’s amazing! I’ve never seen anything like that in my entire life!”

He turns to the cowboy. “Can you top that?”

The old cowboy studied the situation a minute or two, and then said, 
”I’m not sure… I’ll try. But, you gotta get that lion out a there first.”

Yes, it’s a Classic!

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