One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, Jim bumped into an old friend of his, Howard, from high school.
“You look great Jim, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Howard exclaimed.
Jim grinned. “I feel like I’m 40 too!”
“That’s incredible,” Howard exclaimed. “Does longevity run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?”
“Did I say he was dead?” asked Jim. “He’s 81 and is more active than ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!”
“Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?”
“Did I say he died?” asked Jim.
Howard’s jaw dropped.
“He just had his 105th birthday. He plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!” Jim added.
“Getting married?” Howard asked. “If he’s 105, why on earth would he want to get married?”
Jim looked at Howard and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?”