An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!”
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm… An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radioed in, “Disregard. He got in the back-seat by mistake.”… Read more
Why is this the best Jewish Mother Joke ever told?
Because it’s sooooooo true!