“I No Can Work Today.”
In South Texas, at a large working ranch, the foreman decided to hire Juan, a hardworking Mexican man, even though he spoke little English. Months had gone by and things were going great… Until one day, when it came time to ship the cattle, and Juan called into work.
Juan said, “Hey, I no come work today, I bad sick. Got headache, stomachache and back hurt. I no come work”
The ranch foreman’s eyes narrowed and he spoke carefully into the phone, “You know something Juan, I really need you today When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better. Then, I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later Juan called again “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house”
Yes, It’s a Classic!