Two elderly women, Mildred and Clara, were out for a drive. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…
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Liars and Money… A Joke With Some Smarts!
by The Internetby The InternetAn old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his pastor, his physician and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000…
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Not Quite Kosher ~ The Best Manicure Joke Ever!
by The Internetby The InternetOkay… This is not for anyone under 18… But if you are old enough, it’s hilarious!
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Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil for a conversation in the hopes of finding a way to…
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Married? Need a Laugh?
Here’s Some Great Marriage Humor!by The Internetby The InternetAn old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The…
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The Perfect Old Lady Joke!
by The Internetby The InternetA tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a…
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Every Woman’s Fantasy… (A Joke That is True!)
by The Internetby The InternetA girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny,…
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Three Sisters In Their 90’s…
Yes, It’s Another Senior Joke
Enjoy!by The Internetby The InternetThree sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. “Drat!” She opens the door…
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It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!
by The Internetby The InternetThe day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse. In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead. As they stood amongst the…
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A circus owner runs an ad. Lion Tamer Wanted Two people showed up. One is an old cowboy and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body…