Two elderly women, Mildred and Clara, were out for a drive. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…Read more
An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his pastor, his physician and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000…Read more
Okay… This is not for anyone under 18… But if you are old enough, it’s hilarious!… Read more
Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil for a conversation in the hopes of finding a way to…Read more
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The…Read more
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a…Read more
Why is this the best Jewish Mother Joke ever told?
Because it’s sooooooo true!
A girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny,…Read more
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. "Drat!" She opens the door…Read more
The day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse. In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead. As they stood amongst the…Read more