Funny Senior Jokes

Carpool ~ Senior Style!
A Classic Senior Joke

Two elderly women, Mildred and Clara, were out for a drive. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…Read more

Published: November 5, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes, Uncategorized

Liars and Money… A Joke With Some Smarts!

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his pastor, his physician and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000…Read more

Published: November 2, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes

Not Quite Kosher ~ The Best Manicure Joke Ever!

Okay… This is not for anyone under 18… But if you are old enough, it’s hilarious!… Read more

Published: July 10, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes, Great Jokes

Best Football Joke Ever

Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the Devil for a conversation in the hopes of finding a way to…Read more

Published: July 2, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes

Married? Need a Laugh?
Here’s Some Great Marriage Humor!

An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The…Read more

Published: June 16, 2017

Categories: Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes, Uncategorized

The Perfect Old Lady Joke!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a…Read more

Published: May 17, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes, Great Jokes

The Best Jewish Mother Joke

Why is this the best Jewish Mother Joke ever told?

Because it’s sooooooo true!

Enjoy!

Published: May 12, 2017

Categories: Funny Family Jokes, Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes, Sexy Jokes, Uncategorized

Every Woman’s Fantasy… (A Joke That is True!)

A girl from a tiny town in Texas, and her mother, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw. But, they were especially fascinated by two shiny,…Read more

Published: April 2, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes, Great Jokes

Three Sisters In Their 90’s…
Yes, It’s Another Senior Joke
Enjoy!

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. "Drat!" She opens the door…Read more

Published: February 8, 2017

Categories: Funny Senior Jokes, Funny Stupid Women Jokes, Great Jokes, Uncategorized

It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!

The day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse. In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead. As they stood amongst the…Read more

Published: February 1, 2017

Categories: Best 'Big Liars' Jokes, Best Marriage Jokes, Funny Family Jokes, Funny Senior Jokes, Great Jokes

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