It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!

It’s The Classic “Married & Dead” Joke! ~ Enjoy!

The day had started out bad for Joe and then, it ended worse.  In an automobile accident. Both he and his wife, Mary were dead.

As they stood amongst the crowd of everyone who had died that day and waited to be allowed to enter Heaven ~ God appeared.

God said, “I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.”

“What about the women?” Mary shouted from her spot in the back.

“I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man ~ Joe.

God said to the long line of dominated men, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!”

Then, God pointed at Joe and said, “Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to Joe and smiled, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

Joe shrugged, “My wife told me to stand here.”

Yes, It’s the Classic “Married & Dead” Joke!
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