Funny Senior Jokes

An old Texas rancher died. At his funeral, the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased. “He was a good man, honest and hard working. …

An 90-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “Couldn’t be better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 24-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my …

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said, …

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Larry had a date with Betty. He arrived at her house and rang the bell… “Oh, come on in!” …

A Texas senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through …

The doctor who had been seeing a 70-year-old Texas grandmother for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list …

A rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just …

So there was this Texas Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over …

“Several days ago, as I left the sale barn in Aledo, Texas to walk out to my pickup, and was reaching into my jeans pocket from my truck keys, I …

Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly, grandmother-type to the stand. He approached her. “Mrs. Wilson, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, …