An old Texas rancher died. At his funeral, the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased. “He was a good man, honest and hard working. …
Funny Senior Jokes
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An 90-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “Couldn’t be better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 24-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my …
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Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said, …
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Remember The Age Of Innocence…
by The Internetby The InternetIt was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Larry had a date with Betty. He arrived at her house and rang the bell… “Oh, come on in!” …
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A Texas senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through …
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Birth Control For Grandma
by The Internetby The InternetThe doctor who had been seeing a 70-year-old Texas grandmother for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list …
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But How Am I Going To Do That?
by The Internetby The InternetA rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just …
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Texas Humor Click For Another Laugh
by The Internetby The InternetSo there was this Texas Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over …
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You Know You’re In Trouble When…
by The Internetby The Internet“Several days ago, as I left the sale barn in Aledo, Texas to walk out to my pickup, and was reaching into my jeans pocket from my truck keys, I …
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Don’t Ask Grandma If You Don’t Want An Answer
by The Internetby The InternetStarting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly, grandmother-type to the stand. He approached her. “Mrs. Wilson, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, …