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Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a very private golf club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs …

A Joke ~ One of the Fishing Variety! Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On …

Janie and Bob were both 85 years old. They’d been married for sixty years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to her insistence on …

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in …

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 …

An elderly Texan called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He was hysterical as he explained to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the …

“President Obama and the first lady say they will not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. Mrs. Obama says they used to, but she got tired of Barack promising big things …

“A theater in Chicago is staging a version of Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” where the actors are all Klingons. It honors the true meaning of Christmas, since the audience is …

“It’s starting to get Christmassy around here. The fake wreaths are hanging. The lattes at Starbucks are spiced. The holidays are upon us and won’t get off us.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“In fact, Santa isn’t even an American. I have news for you. The real Santa is Chinese. You think elves are the ones making that plastic crap we give our …