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“According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat – which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires …

“Americans say they are planning to do a lot of their holiday shopping this year at warehouse stores like Costco. Because, folks, nothing says Merry Christmas like 90 rolls of …

Two elderly women, Mildred and Clara, were out for a drive. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was …

An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries …

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his pastor, his physician and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 …

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of Harvard, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, …

The only cow in a small town in South Texas stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Oklahoma quite cheaply. So, they brought …

Two Texas Women Met In Heaven   “Hi! My name is Wanda.” “Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?” “I froze to death.” “How horrible!” “It wasn’t so bad. After I …