One day, during Manners Class, a teacher asked her students the following question…
“Andrew, if you were out on a date, having dinner with a young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?”
Andrew said, “Excuse me, I need to pee.”
The teacher responded, ‘That would be quite impolite. What about you Austin, how would you excuse yourself?”
Austin said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
‘That’s better, but it’s still not polite to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.”
And you, Fred, can you show us your good manners?’
Fred grinned. “I would say, Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”
The teacher fainted.
Yes… It’s a Classic!
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