flunking family

This was my eleventh year. Even so, as I rang Donna’ s doorbell,I could barely contain my glee. Scary witches, hairy spiders and nasty monsters waited within. I knew the …

A Texas man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she …

Spruce up a basic candle. The can be done with candles of all sizes, whether they sit on the countertop or on a candle stand.  By Mary Claire Ekstrom Materials Railroad nails …

A Texan was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a guy from Oklahoma approached. “You mind if I join?” “Well,” the Texan replied, “I usually like …

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Texas. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next …

Winston Hardwick, III, was sitting at his mahogany desk in the grand library of his New York high-rise condo, when the butler walked in.

A bunch of old Texas women were sitting around a table at the retirement folks home comparing ailments. “My hands used to be so beautiful,” one said, surveying her hand. …

Daughter: “Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Get your checkbook ready. I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New …

A backwoods country girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart …

An elder widowed Texas lady was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at South Padre. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his …