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Daughter: “Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Get your checkbook ready. I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New York. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months of relationship through Viper. Dad, it’s been great. And now I need your blessings, good wishes, and the giant wedding of my dreams!”
Father: “Wow! Really! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay for them through Paypal. And if you get fed up with your husband….sell him on Ebay.”
Pretty Sure This Doesn’t Qualify As A Classic
But I Loved It!
Author Unknown
