The Polite Way To Call Someone A B**TARD

Because... He Is A Bastard! (It's a Joke!)

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A Texan was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a guy from Oklahoma approached.

“You mind if I join?”

“Well,” the Texan replied, “I usually like to play alone but, okay.”

After the first few holes, they were even.

“Since we’re so evenly matched, how about we make this more interesting. Let’s play for five bucks a hole?” The guy from Oklahoma asked.

The Texan responded, “I’m not much for betting.”

But after being pressed, he finally agreed.

After that, the Oklahoman killed the next sixteen holes, winning them with ease.

As they were walking off the 18th green, the Oklahoman laughed when counting his $80. Unable to stop himself, he finally confessed, “I’m the pro at another golf course and I just can’t help myself. I get such a thrill out of picking on suckers in Texas.”

To which the Texan revealed that he was a Parish Priest.

That flustered the Oklahoma to where he apologized. Even offered to return the money.

But, the Texas Priest refused, “You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet. You keep your winnings.”

“Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”

“Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation and…” The Texas Priest winked, “if you want to bring your Mother and Father along and I’ll marry them.”

 

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