Classic Jokes

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids …

A circus owner runs an ad. Lion Tamer Wanted Two people showed up. One is an old cowboy and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body …

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read …

A highway patrol officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly …

A young Texas doctor runs into an old family friend who happened to be a lawyer at a party. They end up talking.  But, their conversation is constantly interrupted by …

Charlie was walking home late at night, through the park. A woman comes out of the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. He’d never been with a hooker before, so he …

The master taster at a famous winery died. So, the director started looking for a replacement. A drunkard, all hung-over and dirty, came in to apply for the position. While …

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said, …

Think you are have terrible luck? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased …

(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …