The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids …
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A circus owner runs an ad. Lion Tamer Wanted Two people showed up. One is an old cowboy and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body …
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A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read …
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A highway patrol officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly …
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A young Texas doctor runs into an old family friend who happened to be a lawyer at a party. They end up talking. But, their conversation is constantly interrupted by …
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Charlie was walking home late at night, through the park. A woman comes out of the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. He’d never been with a hooker before, so he …
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The master taster at a famous winery died. So, the director started looking for a replacement. A drunkard, all hung-over and dirty, came in to apply for the position. While …
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Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said, …
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Want To Feel Lucky? This Will Do It!
by The Internetby The InternetThink you are have terrible luck? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased …
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English Humor… Yes, It’s Funny!
by The Internetby The Internet(For my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly.) His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask …