Classic Jokes

A college class  was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three …

Nineteen -year-old, Danny was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. When Danny turned around, he saw a coffin …

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed. Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some …

“I No Can Work Today.” In South Texas, at a large working ranch, the foreman decided to hire Juan, a hardworking Mexican man, even though he spoke little English. Months …

A rancher stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just …

A young Texas woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay …

Three Texans died on Christmas Eve. They went to Heaven, where they were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, …

For 92 years, two heroic, Texas statues, one nude male and one nude female, faced each other in a park. One day an angel came down from heaven. “You two …

“Several days ago, as I left the sale barn in Aledo, Texas to walk out to my pickup, and was reaching into my jeans pocket from my truck keys, I …

A gorgeous young city girl goes into a country doctor’s office and said, “I just moved to the country, and now my body hurts wherever I touch it.” “Impossible!” says …