It’s another classic marriage joke. Enjoy!
A Texas man married beautiful Texas lady. After the wedding, that same Texas man came home and laid down the following rules…
“Honey, I’ll come home when I want, if I want. And, whatever time I want. And, you won’t give me any hassle about it.
I expect dinner on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, drinking, and gambling when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?’
His Texas bride responded…
“That’s fine with me. Just understand I have sex at seven o’clock every night… if you with me, great, if not… I’m sure I can find a substitute.”
Soooooooooooooo… 20 years later this same Texas couple was still negotiating…
The husband stormed into the house on the day of their 30th wedding anniversary and yelled, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!”
“Oh Yeah?” screamed the wife, “when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that says, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!”
Oh My… Yes, it’s another classic marriage joke.
(It has been around for 100 years or more!)