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A six grader meandered into school, looking sad and forlorn.
His teacher asked him what happened?
The kid said, “I found a cat, but it was dead.”
“How do you know the cat was dead?” the teacher asked.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move.”
“You did what?”
“You know,” the kid explained. “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ in it’s ear and it didn’t move.”
(I messed up. This is not “Grandma, Are You A Girl Or A Boy?” Here’s the link to that story. I’m sorry for the screw up!)
