Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had over their wives.
The third guy looked uncomfortable but never said a word.
After a while, one of the Texans turns to the third and asks, “What about you? Does your wife obey you? ”
The third guy shifted nervously and said, “Well, just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
“Now, that’s the way it should be!” The Texan leered. “So what happened next?”
“She yelled, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'”
Yes, it’s a Classic Joke!